Dear David Bowie,
I love you.
You are the hottest goblin king everrrrr and anyone who can dance the magic dance with muppets, a baby in cute pajamas, and goblins, all at the same time, deserves the birthday to end all birthdays, in my book.
Plus, you are the only guy I know that still looks super awesome manly in tights and ruffles while dancing at a masquerade.
I'm getting distracted by the perfect drama of this photo...
May you live long enough to film a Labyrinth sequel, should there ever be one that is worth making.
Your dearestly devoted fan,
The Black Pumpkin